princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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asexualderekhale:

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho:

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.



So basically Mjolnir is a cat. It’ll sit wherever it wants.

vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho:

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

So basically Mjolnir is a cat. It’ll sit wherever it wants.

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whatificantf0rgety0uu:

the-masters-fallen-angel:

siterlas:

leviticas:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

#gee wonder why bobby hated john

I can relate to Bobby on so many levels it scares me.

This scene was everything

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flirting

  • you: i'm going to cosplay this character
  • me: wow i've always wanted to cosplay this character they're commonly paired with (poses across the ground sexily) what cons are YOU going to HUH
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best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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officialunitedstates:

axetemptation:

A is for “always,” as in “Always pizza.”Ahh, the pizza slice. Grab it and go. Anywhere. Like a melty, cheesy compass, it always points in the right direction—your mouth.
T E M P T A T I O N

Initially, I was attracted to the gif.   Seeing a letter become unearthed out of a pizza is pleasing.  I was interested enough to see what the company was selling so I decided to read the caption.  First thoughts:  is this for a pizza company?  No, it’s a fragrance company, axe.  Okay, well, what does pizza have to do with deodorant?  Literally nothing.  Some high up executive read once that kids on tumblr like pizza and decided to bet their whole marketing scheme on it.  Gutsy move.
Their home tumblr site took over 15 seconds to load.  The fact that I was confused enough to go their site is a win for them, though.  The gif is interesting and attention-catching.  However, no one cares enough to click on all the TEMPTATION links and they should have known that.  A bold move but ultimately I don’t want a fragrance that makes me smell like dry pepperoni pizza. 
6/10 stars

officialunitedstates:

axetemptation:

A is for “always,” as in “Always pizza.”

Ahh, the pizza slice. Grab it and go. Anywhere. Like a melty, cheesy compass, it always points in the right direction—your mouth.

T E M P T A T I O N

Initially, I was attracted to the gif.   Seeing a letter become unearthed out of a pizza is pleasing.  I was interested enough to see what the company was selling so I decided to read the caption.  First thoughts:  is this for a pizza company?  No, it’s a fragrance company, axe.  Okay, well, what does pizza have to do with deodorant?  Literally nothing.  Some high up executive read once that kids on tumblr like pizza and decided to bet their whole marketing scheme on it.  Gutsy move.

Their home tumblr site took over 15 seconds to load.  The fact that I was confused enough to go their site is a win for them, though.  The gif is interesting and attention-catching.  However, no one cares enough to click on all the TEMPTATION links and they should have known that.  A bold move but ultimately I don’t want a fragrance that makes me smell like dry pepperoni pizza. 

6/10 stars

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I hate distance. You meet the best people and they are always far away.
— (via mydraco)
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subtle:

nostalgia is fun for like 5 seconds and then it’s just really painful

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ossricchau:

 

kantamizuno:

Random supernatural fact. When the show was in writing Kripke wrote the season with Dean driving a 65 mustang, the mustang was the original impala for the winchesters but was changed at the last minute because “the trunk was too small, and you can fit a couple bodies in an impala trunk”

ossricchau:

 

kantamizuno:

Random supernatural fact. When the show was in writing Kripke wrote the season with Dean driving a 65 mustang, the mustang was the original impala for the winchesters but was changed at the last minute because “the trunk was too small, and you can fit a couple bodies in an impala trunk”

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